Butts N All

I like big butts and I cannot lie; you other brothers can’t deny.
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist; and a round thing in your face.
You get sprung.
This is no longer just Sir Mix-a-lot testifying his undying love for the big round booty, the aeon of the big butt is here to stay; thanks to Nicki, Kim, Jennifer Lopez we are digging the big round booty.nickiMinaj
I won’t deny, I’m a fan, just like Sir Mix-a-lot, I do love big butts especially in jeans; when you have an amazing behind your jeans fitting will definitely be amazing.
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I have always yearned for a beautiful behind and wondered why I didn’t have one.
So after years of squats and lunges; I’m coming out!!!! Hahaha!! Don’t mind me I can be crazy like that sometimes.
Still a beginner when it comes to big butts and small waists but I’m a believer I’ll get there.
HOW TO GET A BIG BOOTY
  1. Do loads of squats (150 per day)
  2. Do loads of lunges (100 per day)
  3. Eat muscle building food (yoghurt, eggs etc)
  4. Walk a lot
  5. Let the booty building begin
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1 Comment

  1. Hannah B.
    28/10/2015 / 2:44 pm

    Hilarious post! I’ve been doing squats for a few weeks now and haven’t seen any changes to my derriere. I’ll try out your regimen and fingers crossed we should see a boost soon 🙂

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